kianamaiart:

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

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Monday 51,740 notes

mothcub:

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

Monday 50,970 notes

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

this post made me and my gf go back and watch the oscar-winning movie happy feet. i looked up the director, george miller, and found out happy feet is only his SECOND most profitable franchise. he is best known as the director of all the mad max films.

to present some information for those who have not seen happy feet: the penguins are animated, but the few humans in the film are live-action. the film has two main messages: accept those who are different than you, and a pro-environmentalism message about stopping ocean pollution and overfishing. spoilers for this 13-year-old movie, but it ends with the main character managing to get the humans to stop polluting and overfishing through the power of dance. meanwhile, mad max is a postapocalyptic series.

so… i propose a theory. happy feet and mad max take place in the same universe, but in different timelines. in the good timeline (the happy feet canon), mumble convinces the humans to stop destroying the earth using the power of dance. this leads into happy feet 2. in the bad timeline (the mad max canon), mumble fails to convince the humans. the penguin colony dies out, humans destroy the earth, and the mad max movies happen a few thousand years after happy feet 1.

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Monday 35,710 notes

oatmeal-spiel:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

Sometimes I block people because they frequently post content I don’t want to see in a tag I follow. It isn’t necessarily personal.

Monday 25,355 notes

priestessofarkay:

llyriuml:

writterings:

writterings:

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writterings:

writterings:

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

Friday 253,613 notes

dankmemeuniversity:

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Friday 218,188 notes

milknjuice:

flashfuneral:

milknjuice:

milknjuice:

i’m trying a new thing called activities

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

tell me more

i’ve said too much already

Friday 71,218 notes

nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

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chaotic evil

Friday 184,790 notes

lotrlocked:

phylix:

smol-bean-meme-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

butteryswimmingthing:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

fool-errant:

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

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I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

Friday 228,397 notes

ulibeanz:

farmfem:

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

me when it’s time to wash the dishes

Friday 43,191 notes

mishasminions:

NOBODY IS JADED ABOUT SUPERNATURAL AS MUCH AS THE CAST OF SUPERNATURAL

Friday 17,049 notes